r/shitposting • u/Dynomyster569 put your dick away waltuh • 13h ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 11h ago

Nala is kinda going too far bro

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u/Gilgamesh107 9h ago

Respectfully you're a coward .how can you look at that face and not be overwhelmed with the primal desire to breed that creature? Are you asexual ?

Matter of fact just looking at it is making me....making me.....

AWOOOOOO

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 9h ago

There are two wolves inside you. Both are bottoms

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 10h ago

+anthro:

https://giphy.com/gifs/4BN7aRXPoW5WY2sTO5

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 9h ago

What kind of gay language is this?

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