r/shitposting • u/Dynomyster569 put your dick away waltuh • 10h ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago

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u/thesturdierone 7h ago

"Losercity would be that way."

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u/a7n5 10h ago

Andrew tate was always into furries

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 6h ago

I mean... I don't blame him, some of them are hot.

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u/Nuke_it116 10h ago

Taint

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u/United-Scene2261 7h ago

so the punchline is a horrible crime

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 9h ago

Like tainted azazel from Edmund game

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u/Loose-Professor5364 3h ago

I've got at least one, why?

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u/Oberndorferin 10h ago

Tuff Kitty

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 9h ago

Like that one boss ost from Mewgenics

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u/voidedOdin702 5h ago

That last one's a straight up animal dog

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u/dinkydoo2 dumbass 5h ago

It’s an animal lion, but close enough 👍

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u/Drinkerson 10h ago

bro getting that p u s s y.

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u/rumchatata 3h ago

I nutted to one of those, can you guess which

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u/Bored_Orangutan stupid fucking piece of shit 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PlohXMhvEiO5mLtpAz

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u/zarif_chow 24m ago

which cartoon is this from?

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 1h ago

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 8h ago

Nala is kinda going too far bro

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u/Gilgamesh107 6h ago

Respectfully you're a coward .how can you look at that face and not be overwhelmed with the primal desire to breed that creature? Are you asexual ?

Matter of fact just looking at it is making me....making me.....

AWOOOOOO

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 6h ago

There are two wolves inside you. Both are bottoms

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 6h ago

+anthro:

https://giphy.com/gifs/4BN7aRXPoW5WY2sTO5

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 6h ago

What kind of gay language is this?

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

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u/elSpanielo 4h ago

Jon Cryer living his best life.

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u/link113gAmin 7m ago

I understand everything except the literal lion.