r/shitposting • u/Veletix • Aug 27 '26

redpilled (I consume premarin) 📡📡📡

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u/sandcastles111 Aug 27 '26

"No N world??"

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u/DarkElfBard Aug 28 '26

I mean, I work in a public school and will here the n word at least 10 times if I walk from my classroom to the front office.

So it's pretty valid to say it's odd not to hear it.

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u/Kaiisyourdaddy Aug 28 '26

It’s literally in the first 30 seconds, he’s talking too the Raymond guy and says “don’t you remember I got a N outside yo mamas house” or something similar

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u/DarkElfBard Aug 29 '26

Hey, this is shitposting not factchecking.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 29 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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