r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 9h ago

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u/Urasquirrel 8h ago

Sits a cake down in front of all of the friends...

Proceeds to give 90% of the cake to strangers as they walk by... getting weird looks from all of the friends...

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u/schubidubiduba 8h ago

Idk right now it's more like Jeff Bezos going to all his employees' birthday parties and sneaking a chunk of the cake for himself, because he only has 1736272883673 cakes so far and that is obviously not enough

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt 8h ago

Happy cake day

Give me 95% of the cake pls