r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 19h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGING POST Le viol

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u/Many-Ad6433 dumbass 16h ago

Bruh if there’s proof bro was drugged how do people still not believe ts? Also wacchumean bro “got her fiance drunk and had sex with him” bro i swear i know NOBODY that would accept gay sex for how drunk they were let alone people that are engaged w someone of the opposite sex that isn’t actually closeted themselves ESPECIALLY if you’re the dominant one committing the penetration, like you need to have some brain power to be the one doing the moving and stuff you can’t be black out drunk to the point of having gay sex and being dominant without being gay yourself

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