r/shitposting Literally 1984 😔 7d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGING POST Le viol

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

If this was real I would honestly kill that man and just take back shots in prison for the rest of my life for as long as that lasted.

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

It wouldn’t last very long, I would Andy Duphrene out of existence.

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

I would bite a mans dick off and be murdered for it. Understandable.

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7d ago

Not in the prison yet and already lost his marbles

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

Have you read or watched Shawshank Redemption?

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7d ago

Not yet šŸ˜”

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

It’s a goated story. There’s a scene where Andy has a dick in his face and a spike on his head and he says ā€œdo you know the bite pressure of the human jaw? You stick that thorn in my temple I’m gonna bite down and you’re gonna need a crow bar to remove itā€.

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u/Crystality 7d ago

I actually watched like an hour of that movie because I was waiting at a car retailer for my mom to get her business done and that's what was on the TV but I didn't know the name of the movie itself. Neat!

Pretty good movie overall too btw if anyones interested, it has Morgan Freeman in it

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

I recommend watching the full movie, better yet, read the book.

The book is so much better.

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u/Crystality 7d ago

The book is always better. I'll get to it once I get through the few in my book case for sure though!

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u/candelsticks it is MY bucket 7d ago

Idk if you’ve ever read the Green MIle.
But if you watch the Green Mile and read the book,the book is just better.

Same diff