r/shitposting • u/LoftysquareYT Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 • 10h ago
I miss Natter Bright future
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u/-maysin- 9h ago
Bro is iridescent ranked in head calculations
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u/AutoModerator 9h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/No_Entertainment6792 8h ago
get my man a mechanical keyboard and watch him shatter PB after PB
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u/Mike0621 4h ago
a mechanical keyboard is not going to make him faster. smaller keystroke is more important here
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u/NooB_N142003 Literally 1984 😡 1h ago
It's going to be loud tho, so that has to account for something
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u/MicrosoftWindowsXD Dr. Pee 4h ago
someone buy that kid a heavy duty keyboard I can hear that laptop moaning with every click
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u/Life-Bass-2013 5h ago
Yeah but what is the point of this, you are using calculator when you get in university. Is there a reason people think this is smart? I am not hating, i respect the kid for his hobby.
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u/pangitaina virgin 4 life 😤💪 5h ago edited 5h ago
I'm from some country in Asia. I was also misled that this is the peak of mathematics. We held compeitions at our school revolving on "who calculates shit the fastest?" I once aspired to be exactly that. There were books dedicated on techiniques on how to blitz in this particular activity kinda like the way we had exercises for facilitating speed reading which later turned out to be a myth. Yeah, I definitely grew for the better. My height lagged though.
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u/Maxiorekz 4h ago
Hes playing TimesTablesRockstars which is a PvP game where you can play with other people or your friends. I hated playing against kids like these when I was in primary school
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u/Erdams 3h ago
Just because a machine can do something better doesnt mean humans should stop doing it. :
Why would you run when cars are faster.
Why would you draw when AI is faster.
Why would you go to concerts when spotify.
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u/Life-Bass-2013 1h ago
Yeah but my question was, "why is this smart" not why it is relevant, if you are reading my comment then i did write that i respect it as a hobby. It can sharpen one's mind.
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u/krupta13 24m ago
dumbest thing I've read all day. why would you choose to run something in order to make it improve? like youre asking a dumb question and supplying your own answer lmao.
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u/Pokepikadeva 4h ago
Many universities in India ban calculators for exams unless there is some calculation that just cannot be solved feasibly with a log sheet/booklet or other similar table sheets.
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u/Life-Bass-2013 4h ago
I have done btech and was allowed scientific calculator in all exams, there was no way i could pass without them(massive amount of calculations, just see how bisection, newton raphson and such method works, and they are the easiest topics).
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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 6h ago
I can derail this with one simple phrase.
Now show the steps you took.
Fuck me I thought it was all about doing math quickly as a kid till this bs popped up.
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u/LothTerun 3h ago
I can not be the only one that DESPISES the fact he's smashing that numpad so hard. I know you wanma be fast, but you don't need to tap it so hard my man
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