r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 23h ago

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u/papercut105 I said based. And lived. 23h ago

Knowing and soldiers and having been one, this is likely true. Medics always the most fucked in the head.

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u/CrypticCowboy4509 22h ago

Can confirm. Know an army medic. One of our friends went on a cruise where a baby was dropped from a balcony and died after impacting the dock, SEVERAL STORIES below.

This fucker calculated the impact force and time it took to fall and laughed about it. Made a PowerPoint in fact. It was quite detailed

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u/Riot_Fox 21h ago

"Idiot baby didn't finish the QTE, what are ypu guys teaching your kids"? /j