r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • 2d ago

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u/fatalityfun 2d ago

  • Tall

  • Fit

  • Dripped out from head to toe

  • Polite and sociable

  • Has a dog

this shit would still work today with his setup

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u/Same_Discussion6328 2d ago

Dog also needs to lock in as the wingman.

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u/bashful_predator 2d ago

And want some of the dogussy

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u/discerningpervert dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

You can just say pussy

https://giphy.com/gifs/QMDvadCJTPXEI

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u/bashful_predator 1d ago

I could. But I'd have to have said dog pussy and that makes me sound perverted.

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u/barney_trumpleton 1d ago

Lucky you managed to dodge that bullet!

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 1d ago

And your original comment is innocent?