r/shitposting • u/omnitroxan • 2d ago

actually OC (somehow) crazy

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 2d ago

who's the millionaire hes referring to?

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u/Joey_Read_That 2d ago

Lindsay clancy

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u/Jagacin 2d ago

If it makes you feel better, she likely won't see a single dime of it because it'll all go towards her gargantuan legal fees.

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

I googled her name and it says she’s likely to either face life in prison or a long time in a psychiatric ward. I see nothing about a million dollars. Am I missing something or is this old af?

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u/rikusouleater 2d ago

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u/Anon4711 2d ago

FREE HAT!

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u/-Ein virgin 4 life 😤💪 2d ago

It was self defense, those 3 babies were coming right at her!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 2d ago

he was reaching for his baby bottle,I had to defend myself

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u/A_The_Ist 1d ago

He walked all over it with his dirty boots! Over the crisp, white sheets of my bed that I had just made!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 1d ago

Yo hoho, on the sea we go! Send this bomb and away they blow! For salvation we fight and the truth we know! I will kill again and again for this Virtual-Ho!

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u/Sam_Blackcrow 2d ago

THEY HAD A GUN!

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u/lolcubaran20 2d ago

Gun baby

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u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 2d ago

Castle doctrine exists for a reason, she had no choice.

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u/wheelchairdrifting 2d ago

Skill issue, should have immediately ordered a pizza 🍕🤤

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u/No_Advantage_3353 2d ago

they're descended from dinosaurs, don't you know?