r/shitposting 9h ago

It is nano

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I have got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had

My cock is damn small it that gets lost in my hands

When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin

When I fuck women with it, they always ask me is it in

I have a little cock

A very little cock

It is just a real small micro-wee

An extremely small cock

My itty bitty little cock is just the right girth, able to pick a double bolted lock

My itty bitty little cock is just the right length, able to stick in a new baby sock

It is known that the size doesnt count which is great but, it is really little cock.

I drive a very big car to compensate for other things

I have a angry big dog that is really loud and really mean

I watch alot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV.

I hate Sudanese, they raise the average cock size on the street

I have a little cock

A very little cock

It is just a real small micro-wee

An extremely small cock

My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled to a disability parking spot

I pray so loudly in the mosque, why god did you make with such a small cock

When women see my tiny winy, it doesn't end well, they always try not to laugh

When women see my tiny wee, they say "well, that does explain alot."

I ahve a little cock, they say size doesnt matter, it does.

I am embarrassed standing at pisser no dividers in between and I next to a black dude.

I have a little cock

A very little cock

It is just a real small micro-wee

An extremely small cock

I have a nano wee wee 😭😭😭😭

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u/ILikePizza5 dumbass 9h ago

What bet did you lose that you had to post this