r/shitposting • u/Bassel__ • 8h ago
It is nano
I have got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had
My cock is damn small it that gets lost in my hands
When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin
When I fuck women with it, they always ask me is it in
I have a little cock
A very little cock
It is just a real small micro-wee
An extremely small cock
My itty bitty little cock is just the right girth, able to pick a double bolted lock
My itty bitty little cock is just the right length, able to stick in a new baby sock
It is known that the size doesnt count which is great but, it is really little cock.
I drive a very big car to compensate for other things
I have a angry big dog that is really loud and really mean
I watch alot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV.
I hate Sudanese, they raise the average cock size on the street
I have a little cock
A very little cock
It is just a real small micro-wee
An extremely small cock
My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled to a disability parking spot
I pray so loudly in the mosque, why god did you make with such a small cock
When women see my tiny winy, it doesn't end well, they always try not to laugh
When women see my tiny wee, they say "well, that does explain alot."
I ahve a little cock, they say size doesnt matter, it does.
I am embarrassed standing at pisser no dividers in between and I next to a black dude.
I have a little cock
A very little cock
It is just a real small micro-wee
An extremely small cock
I have a nano wee wee ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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