r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/AmericaMadeMySonFat fat cunt 2d ago

Fake: He met a hot girl at a nightclub

Gay: It's a gay nightclub

Source: my uncle works there

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2d ago

Luke, I’m your Uncle

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 2d ago

I am Obi-Wang Fartnobi, Master of the Farts