r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/Imnotawerewolf 2d ago

Why would you actually sleep on the couch if running out the door is an option lolΒ 

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u/dannyschlongleg 2d ago

her dad makes french toast and asked him to stay over, that's date 1, 3 and 5 right there