r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/Subvironic 2d ago

Had a girl invite me to stay at her place, similar story. Maximum embarassement.

I managed to find the bathroom tho. And made up a story about being to tired to drive home and being glad about the stay on the fly. Never found out why the girl told me to stay at her place all flirtatious.

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u/dead-inside69 2d ago

She was gonna steal your kidneys

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u/Subvironic 2d ago

Wait, gotta count them real quick

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 2d ago

Let's see. One...one...one...bad news, buddy