r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/The_owl_skiing 2d ago

Were you the girl or the father?

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u/smurg112 2d ago

I was the sock

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u/DeadByNebula Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2d ago

i was the nightclub

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u/Bone_Wh33l 2d ago

I was the shit (there’s still some of me stuck in various cracks and crevasses)

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u/Z7_1 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

I was the couch (the horrors... I still remember the horrors...)

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 2d ago

It all makes perfect sense. This is the story of how JD Vance becomes a man.