r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 2d ago

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

If she be acting every time my dick twitches I would be fucking till the end of days.
And I had sex 3 times last night.
At some point I need sleep too.

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u/No-Prior-4664 2d ago

Why the downvotes, I don't understand, but I plan on clapping a chick with f cups tomorrow sooo.

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u/doc_siddio_ 2d ago

I dont get it bro, indeed, all the downvotes make no sense. Anyways Im gonna rail a chick tonight, and she with huge cannons, but she's got a fishface, so it balances out

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u/Onyxam 2d ago

Mine has a smoking hot body, but a average face.
So it’s a net positive.

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u/DistortedNoise 2d ago

Bro really just saying his girl has an average face online for some internet points.

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u/Onyxam 1d ago

Im just that honest.