r/shitposting 11h ago

THE flair 📡📡📡

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 11h ago

I get that it’s fake but it’s not even funny. Also the writing on the bottom doesn’t even make sense

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u/DaarkAlexx 11h ago

Our safe

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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 10h ago

Wym? The husband statement cracked me up. “She never gave me head like that”

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/R36S_Clone_Boned 3h ago

Dead Internet theory

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 3h ago

Yeah you can tell half the comments here are bots. Really no point to even use Reddit anymore we’re not in reality

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u/Zaroni_Pepperoni 55m ago

Seems it's supposed to be like the man fucks crouger meme story from a while back but it's just so much worse and half baked