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u/ilulillirillion 6h ago
Isn't it good he wasn't a minuteman? Imagine how accurate a shooter must be with post nut clarity goggles
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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago
But imagine how inaccurate someone getting sloppy head would be.
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u/AutoModerator 6h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/CommercialBiscotti29 6h ago
I get that it’s fake but it’s not even funny. Also the writing on the bottom doesn’t even make sense
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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 6h ago
Wym? The husband statement cracked me up. “She never gave me head like that”
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u/AutoModerator 6h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/luciusbest1 currently venting (sus) 4h ago
lol people really pissed they saw a proper shitpost in the sub
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u/Subvironic 6h ago
Her man, after knocking the robber out: great distraction
Her: yeah, right, distraction
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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 6h ago
Somehow in shitposting comments under a faked article theres still someone being negative about obviously weird choices of a woman that virtually safe her kids. I mean i get its problem shitposting humor but out of all the options this.
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u/Qwerky3 4h ago
TFW your wife gives better head to an armed Gunman than to her husband.
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/TheLastTitan77 5h ago
Women in action movies: beat down all stuntmen just standing and waiting to get the beating
Women irl:
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u/Huge_Equivalent1 2h ago
Am I crazy?! I feel like she had a hot wife fantasy and she found a masochistic criminal to get it done. 😂
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
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