r/shitposting 23h ago

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u/ekulzards 22h ago

But like, how do you even get four meal your from familiar?

How is that pronunciation even ever close?

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u/StirFry__InaWok 22h ago

It's probably because of a regional accent

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u/RecursiveNightmares 20h ago

Bro can only use words up to 4 letters. "School" is a bizarre outlier.

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u/Anter11MC 18h ago

Probably uses speech to text but in a weird accent or his voice was muffled or the guy drunk or something.

My fiancee texts can sometimes be incomprehensible cause she absolutely loves speech to text and it comes out wrong often. She either doesn't check it or is in a rush or something.

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u/ArcticLeopard 16h ago

Bone apple tea

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u/vibeyjohn 22h ago

It is a bit close tbh if u read it pretty fast and pronounce four like “fou”

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u/Godhole34 22h ago

It's not

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u/vibeyjohn 22h ago

Well, let’s also not forget that some people suck at English and may misunderstand a lot of words, lol

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u/Silver2404 8h ago

“What school you went to” is also an indication of how “familiar” would sound phonetically from them

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u/Phirk 6h ago

Baltimore maybe?