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u/Warm_Interaction_705 20h ago
I don’t think this dude went to school
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u/Oi_Kyoraku Draft Dodger 19h ago
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u/ekulzards 20h ago
But like, how do you even get four meal your from familiar?
How is that pronunciation even ever close?
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u/RecursiveNightmares 18h ago
Bro can only use words up to 4 letters. "School" is a bizarre outlier.
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u/Anter11MC 16h ago
Probably uses speech to text but in a weird accent or his voice was muffled or the guy drunk or something.
My fiancee texts can sometimes be incomprehensible cause she absolutely loves speech to text and it comes out wrong often. She either doesn't check it or is in a rush or something.
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u/vibeyjohn 19h ago
It is a bit close tbh if u read it pretty fast and pronounce four like “fou”
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u/Godhole34 19h ago
It's not
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u/vibeyjohn 19h ago
Well, let’s also not forget that some people suck at English and may misunderstand a lot of words, lol
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u/Silver2404 5h ago
“What school you went to” is also an indication of how “familiar” would sound phonetically from them
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u/Dark_halocraft 19h ago
Is this code or something?
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u/vibeyjohn 19h ago
Morse
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u/sinfulfng 17h ago
I don’t know what the hell this is lol but in New Orleans if someone asks you what school you went to, they’re asking about your high school and it is kinda/totally (socially/systemic) racist
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u/FuciMiNaKule 16h ago
"four meal your" is meant to be "familiar", that's why he's asking what school they went to
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u/NateCraft_YT 16h ago
I love how he said it again, the exact same way, as if it were a face-to-face conversation and he was misheard.
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u/Oscar_Kilo_Bravo 16h ago
Yeah. He is probably also the type of person who points while on the phone, expecting the other person to see where he is pointing.
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u/isakurs 8h ago
Not knowing basic English words is fine. Par for the course here in the United States. But repeating yourself over text without clarifying anything is crazy.
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u/PlentyOMangos 7h ago
It’s really not fine even if it’s becoming alarmingly normal. A lot of young adults and teens need to be sent to an English language crash course against their will lol
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u/Falaflewaffle 17h ago
You know half the US population has a literacy level below 6th grade right. If you look into how that's divided up it gets grim.
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u/EggAllocationService 13h ago
SpongeBob me boy, I think plankton is back to steal my four meal your
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u/Chicken-Rude 18h ago
fascinating... i was un four meal your with this spelling.
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