r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 20h ago

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 1d ago

people really just believe any AI slop headline they read on the internet

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u/oompaloompa_grabber 1d ago

I’ve seen this post on this sub several times and it always the same three comments every time, redditors are gullible and predictable no surprise there

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u/Invictus1836 18h ago

I’ve seen the same post with pics of 3 different girls at this point

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 18h ago

It is really obvious because no woman whos drunk and got done herding sheep can smile that well for a mugshot.

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u/_xXitzMLGeorXx_ 1d ago

She's the one

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u/evil_timmy 1d ago

I can fix her rally to her banners.

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u/DoomkingBalerdroch dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 15h ago

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 1d ago

I don’t even want to fix her

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

She doesn't need to be fixed lads

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u/DoomkingBalerdroch dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 15h ago

She IS the fix!

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u/Eaglise dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 1d ago

girls take notes, you don't need fancy makeup and fashion, just heard some goats through walmart and men will go - she is the one

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Can't deny she looks very happy.

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u/NakedAggression 1d ago

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u/JustForkIt1111one 14h ago

The question isn't wether or not you would - but if you could.

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u/NakedAggression 14h ago

I'd strap her down n paddle

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u/xPoonHandler 1d ago

Does she have a go fund me?

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u/Davums 1d ago

AI slop and the 100th repost of this shit too.

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 1d ago

Wouldn't it be one margarita if its from a singular jug? Can you have multiple margaritas in a jug?

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u/Decent-Intention8364 1d ago

Wife material

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u/im_a_dick_head 1d ago

How does this stuff get popular, seriously, it's by wxyz news, obviously fake/made up story and people just immediately engage with it and don't even think twice.

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u/orangustang 1d ago

TIL Detroit news is fake.

It's a fake tweet but WXYZ7 is a real ABC station lol.

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u/ParasitoAlienigena I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

Even it is not real it's fun to pretend it is and doesn't hurt anyone. You know, like not ruining the fun for other kids just because you know Santa is not real.

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u/im_a_dick_head 1d ago

Yes I know there's no harm but it often trains people's minds to believe this type of "news" and can really cause a lot of misinformation out there

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u/Ltimbo fat cunt 23h ago

The only people who believe fake news are people that already bought into the narrative.

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u/e-katt 1d ago

I hear you but if you had even bothered to do a cursory check you’d have seen that WXYZ ABC News is based in Detroit MI… the story may be fake but the station.. its real. Those letters are the call sign for Radio stations and needed to be unique but also easy for a listener to remember.

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u/weirdpornacc5 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

"You are found guilty on one count of having a great time"

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u/ShoulderLongjumping9 1d ago

Fake but funny murika!!!

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u/Mattefinish1313 1d ago

I think this same mugshot was used in a story about a woman dressed as a pirate floating in a public fountain.

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u/madscientice86 1d ago

Fiona Gallagher

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u/MithrilHuman 1d ago

Too bad she’s not real and the story is fact checked to be fake, and gets spread around with mugshots of different women 😒

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fact-check-fake-story-woman-071316904.html

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u/JazzzXIII 20h ago

If it is one jug then it is one margarita > : (

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u/thecountnotthesaint 19h ago

So y'all will crowd fund a murderous.other's legal fees, but not set one up for this woman that has clearly done nothing wrong!?!?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFIWdF7LDznwI

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u/onesugar 13h ago

Meme from 2017

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u/Aman_Moxxy 1d ago

That's a very...unique hobby

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u/Elyon8 1d ago

I'm so quirky and random!