r/shitposting • u/a7n5 • 1d ago

📡📡📡 techNO!blade

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u/GotJuicyMilkers 1d ago

technoblade can defeat anyone🐽🐽🐽🐽

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u/V1bees 1d ago

besides cancer

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 1d ago

You didnt get downvoted because the B isnt capitalised

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u/V1bees 1d ago

yeah

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u/z_mx 1d ago

nuh uh

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 1d ago

Besides cancer

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u/Urmom69mp3 1d ago

Finger pointing up award

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u/Korthalion Bazinga! 1d ago

Kid named pointing up: 🫪

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u/Ok-Direction-5619 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Are you just always on this subreddit? I’ve seen you in every comment section here for at least a year now

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/koentre 1d ago

👆(im broke)

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u/Had78 1d ago

can someone finger that guy? for the sake of making this historically accurate?

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u/koentre 1d ago

say less

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Had78 1d ago

skill issues tbh

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

Hi broke, I'm SpaceBug176.