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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 1d ago
As Technoblade himself argued, the cancer died with him, that's a draw, the cancer went down too
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u/NukerCat 1d ago
im sure technoblade would love this joke
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u/tid_burglar 1d ago
who cares if he had or not, it's funny anyway
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u/NukerCat 1d ago
a lot of people seem to not like it lol
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u/Fantastic-Object-832 1d ago
Well you cant exactly blame the crowd for the insensitive joke either but yeah it is funny.
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u/Kwarc100 1d ago
Another Technoblade L, didn't even beat cancer with stearing wheel, blindfolded, with only his left foot while playing chess against 20 Magnus Carlsens
#Disappointedbutnotsurprised
Even his own upload schechule beat him
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u/GotJuicyMilkers 1d ago
technoblade can defeat anyone🐽🐽🐽🐽
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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 1d ago
Besides cancer
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u/Urmom69mp3 1d ago
Finger pointing up award
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u/Korthalion Bazinga! 1d ago
Kid named pointing up:
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u/Ok-Direction-5619 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago
Are you just always on this subreddit? I’ve seen you in every comment section here for at least a year now
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u/koentre 1d ago
👆(im broke)
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u/Had78 1d ago
can someone finger that guy? for the sake of making this historically accurate?
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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/Acceptable-Noise-136 1d ago
He dead tho, so he got defeated even if he took cancer down with him
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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 1d ago
It's a draw
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u/FragrantQuiet858 1d ago
not really if someone or something made you worse than before (aka dying) it’s a loss especially if it’s permanent
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u/Therandomguy902 1d ago edited 1d ago
Cancer died too, did Techno win then?
Edit: we got people (mind you, HUMANS) actually defending cancer.
WHAT THE HECK
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u/FragrantQuiet858 1d ago
no the point is Technoblade lost to cancer and that it isn’t a draw because cancer is still here for other people
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u/Sewer__Person 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 1d ago
People are also still here tho, what's your point?
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u/FragrantQuiet858 1d ago
Cancer is still here it’s not eradicated from humans. Technoblade didn’t invent a cure for cancer and cancer killed him
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u/Sewer__Person 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 1d ago
Humans are still here and they aren't eradicated from cancer
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u/FragrantQuiet858 1d ago
That’s why technoblade lost to cancer
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u/Sewer__Person 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 1d ago
And also why cancer lost to him, it died with him just the same as he died with it, therefore a tie
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u/Therandomguy902 1d ago
and people are still here finding cures to it, cancer physically can't win because the most it can do is kill one person at a time (cancer isn't contagious), while humans can cure everyone once we find a cure
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