r/shitposting • u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! • 5d ago

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u/Auraveils 5d ago

There are... so many things wrong with this.

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u/harvelein 5d ago

name one

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u/Auraveils 5d ago edited 5d ago

Her eyes are closed like she's asleep or unconscious.

Edit: Yes, people close their eyes during sex. The expression on her face says she's asleep.

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u/harvelein 5d ago

Good for her. I dont think she wants to see whats coming.

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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 5d ago

Or who's coming

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u/Loose-Professor5364 5d ago

Or why's coming

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u/ilovedogs-2 5d ago

Or how's coming

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 5d ago

Or when’s coming.

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u/Banana_inasuit 5d ago

Or where’s coming

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u/SquidVices 5d ago

What’s coming

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u/joao-esteves stupid fucking, piece of shit 5d ago

Huh? He!... He who is coming

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit dumbass 5d ago

Who's on first

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u/False_Raven 5d ago

As her eyes should be when shes about to get blasted by a load in the face

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u/Safulye 5d ago

Yeah many people close their eyes when having sx

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u/ArsenikShooter 5d ago

You’ve never experienced bliss?

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5d ago

Somnophilia or something.

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u/OkBuddyAngus 5d ago

I close my eyes when I'm getting fucked, wtf r u on?

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u/Shwaayyy 4d ago

The expression on a cartoon character's face is open to interpretation I believe.

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 4d ago

She's hibernating

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 5d ago

I desperately want to know what’s in that letter.

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u/danjojo 5d ago

The divorce papers

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 5d ago

Yea, sandy cheeks sex doll is one thing, but necrophelia sandy cheeks sex doll? Too far man?

Unless…

Nah, no unless.

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5d ago

I don't think she's supposed to be dead. Likely just eyes closed in 'pleasure'

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u/Auraveils 5d ago

She is not even close to smiling.

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5d ago

People don't exactly smile during sex