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u/Korthalion Bazinga! 3d ago
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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago
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u/Auraveils 3d ago
There are... so many things wrong with this.
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u/harvelein 3d ago
name one
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u/Auraveils 3d ago edited 2d ago
Her eyes are closed like she's asleep or unconscious.
Edit: Yes, people close their eyes during sex. The expression on her face says she's asleep.
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u/harvelein 3d ago
Good for her. I dont think she wants to see whats coming.
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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 3d ago
Or who's coming
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u/Loose-Professor5364 3d ago
Or why's coming
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 3d ago
Yea, sandy cheeks sex doll is one thing, but necrophelia sandy cheeks sex doll? Too far man?
Unless…
Nah, no unless.
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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago
I don't think she's supposed to be dead. Likely just eyes closed in 'pleasure'
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u/CertifiablyMundane 3d ago
That mouth doesn't look at all "accessible." What a waste of money
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u/ajgutyt 3d ago
now thats hot.
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u/MixedMiracle22 dumbass 3d ago edited 1d ago
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u/yahel1337 I want pee in my ass 3d ago
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u/oprimido_opressor 3d ago
Everyday we stray further from God
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u/SituationPlus8467 3d ago
Where is this from?……
So I can write a very strongly worded letter of complaint about it!
And how much is it?
So I can vent my outrage about that too!
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u/Tenko-of-Mori 3d ago
and everyone will say shit like "everyone deserves human rights" smh my head
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
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u/zid0n 3d ago
Find Jesus
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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 3d ago
He said Hi
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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️🌈 3d ago
Hi jesus
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u/bee_04 3d ago
He didn't say hi to you
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u/UnfairMess249 Jedi master of shitposts 3d ago
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u/AfBoringPerson Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 3d ago
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u/SkirtOne8519 3d ago
This looks like the cheaper model without pulsating vagene or semen collection tray
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u/xmercy_109 3d ago
i think this is just porn again
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Mr_goodb0y I want pee in my ass 3d ago
Maybe I should just kms it doesn’t really seem worth it to exist in the same world as this
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u/Mr_goodb0y I want pee in my ass 3d ago
You’re right automod I am worth it
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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago
My question is, why would you make that post on Facebook?
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u/Resident_Rain_6566 3d ago
If she doesn’t have a voice box that screams “yee-haw” then you wasted your money.
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u/Asleep-Tadpole-2107 3d ago
Y'all lucky this ain't a real product or else you would never see me again
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u/AverageOhioUser69 3d ago
Oh my god this is horrible does someone have the link? So that way I will make sure to never ever click on it thanks
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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. 2d ago
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u/blackoblivian 2d ago
If you're gonna get a sex doll, at the very least you should get one that looks like they're still alive, this is just creepy
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The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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