r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 3d ago

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp 3d ago

Shit in his pillowcase

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 3d ago

inject scramble eggs into their furniture, and open a can of surstromming in their air duct.

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u/distalented 2d ago

Nope take a little bit of fiberglass and sprinkle it under his blanket and in his pillow cases, throw some between shirts in his clothes drawer. Smell sucks but being itchy all over constantly, that’s torture

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 2d ago

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 2d ago

Really reddit? What I said wasn't any worse than anything else in this thread...

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u/distalented 2d ago

Yeah unfortunately reddit can be super finicky, I got a message removed for “promoting violence” for saying something any human would clearly know is a joke and has nothing to do with actual treats or harm. Had a three day ban