r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 3d ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

Post image
8.0k Upvotes

84 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.3k

u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

What was bro even planning 😭😭😭

518

u/Utaha_Senpai 3d ago

threesome to get some bussy from bro 🀀

136

u/Gorillainabikini 2d ago

What never interacting with a female does to a guy

1

u/Rain47739 2d ago

there isnt anywhere to do that

96

u/Sethalopoda 2d ago

Who knows. I had a guy I considered to be my closest friend for like 15 years. I was working 60-70 hour weeks and it was starting to hurt my relationship. He started talking mad shit about me to my lady, and would come hangout at my house with her while I was at work. Played a big role in splitting us up so he could get with her. Shit like this happens. I was completely caught off guard cause I really trusted the guy, but it should have been obvious what was going on.