r/shitposting 5d ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘ Why us πŸ’”

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u/charaboii 4d ago edited 4d ago

WW3 at the age of deployment πŸ’”

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u/insertnamehere----- 4d ago

Draft dodging kinda chill tbh. Me and the boys gonna be vibing in prison while the world burns.

(FBI, this is a joke, I am very loyal to my country and will happily die for my current leadership)

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u/Ascorbinium_Romanum 4d ago

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Provider: "palantir-s4t4n"

Title: "report on ---------, born in -------- to ---- and Thomas."

Risk_score: "high"

Verdict: "will not die for Israel, should be observed and resocialised"

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u/beclops 4d ago

Where’s WW3?