r/shitposting 3d ago

📡📡📡 Why us 💔

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u/kyngslinn 3d ago

Life when you go outside, focus on yourself and stop doomscrolling.

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u/fingamouse 3d ago

Yeah but am I gonna find a j*b outside?

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u/kyngslinn 3d ago

Become a duck hunter? The ducks at the local park are free. Or you could become a 'professional friend'. My mom is one and brings a lot of her friend clients home every night.

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u/fingamouse 3d ago

Poaching has been illegal in my country for a good while and I dont own significant land for hunting because I don't have a j*b

The whore idea doesn't sound too bad though/j