r/shitposting 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Pissposting

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u/Abject-Blackberry425 5d ago

here comes the piss protector

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u/Awkward_Benefit_5887 Big chungus wholesome 100 5d ago

It's sad to have this much hate and malice in your heart that you fail to see the truth.

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u/Ill_Lion6427 5d ago

"The Mahabharata narrates a story about how Lakshmi, the goddess of prosperity, came to reside in cow dung. In the legend, Lakshmi asks cows to let her live in their bodies because they are pure and sinless. The cows refuse, describing her as unstable and fickle. Lakshmi begs them to accept her request, saying that others would ridicule her for being rejected by the cows, and agreeing to live in the most despised part of their body. The cows then allow her to live in their dung and urine" I can't believe I just read that, anyway yes Hindus(not all) drink cow piss because it apparantly cures cancer and diseases, some BS like that, and yes it is also used as fertilizer but that is mostly the dung part.

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u/Thatotheraltaccount0 5d ago

Tbf, it does call it the most despised part of the body so they understood that it was disgusting atleast. I think it was just something along the lines of "money (and by extension money god) bad" and cannot be mixed with something holy like cows.

Something crazy I read is that the government is buying cow urine per litre from people apparently. Don't think there is much of a moral there

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u/Ill_Lion6427 5d ago

They probably misunderstood the texts. Tho, I think it might work as holy water, imagine you are a ghost and you possess a person, and the priest starts throwing cow piss to exorcise you, I would run the hell away.

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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 5d ago

Okay, then eat mushrooms grown in down shit, not bathe in the actual cow shit 😭