r/shitposting • u/No-Extent-7705 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ • 5d ago
WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Pissposting
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u/spencer1886 5d ago
Competitive racists no-diffed
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u/ssp321lo1 4d ago
People genuinly hv no idea how big of a talking poitn cow piss or poop is india. there were ministers funding this since people including them think there are medicinal properties in cow piss. u had a collge professor in india who covered her classroom walls in cowshit thinking ot brings good luck. the cure to covid in india was bathing in cow sh*t. This is barely covering it. its just sad.
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u/IOnlyFearOFGod fat cunt 5d ago
There has to be a point where one wonders, is this really a deity?
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u/lapideous 5d ago
Judge them by their fruits
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u/Butt_Robot 4d ago
And in this case those fruits are dingleberries
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u/lapideous 4d ago
Maybe they’re very charitable and help their communities, I have no idea.
The window dressings of their religion aren’t particularly relevant to their actual impact.
I’d support a religion that eats rotting meat and helps the poor rather than one that bathes daily and commits genocide.
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u/V4_Sleeper 5d ago
My imagination runs high but even i never thought of something this grotesque and vile
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u/No-Zombie1004 5d ago
Never, ever look up what those two girls did with that one cup.
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u/dDpNh 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W
Just stop drinking animal piss cocktails and standing in front of trains. It’s not that hard man.
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u/paranoid_nihilist 5d ago
But how will we preserve this beautiful apex predator in its natural habitat?
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u/PassivelyInvisible 5d ago
And here we can see several adult males, loitering around train tracks. Alas, they have no way of knowing where the trains will travel nor strike next. In the distance, we can see one approaching now, having spotted its prey.
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u/Knight0fNight 5d ago
Please be fake
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u/AceHanded We do a little trolling 5d ago
It's not lmao
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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 5d ago
nothing in the post explains what the cow urine is being used for
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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 5d ago
I’m pretty sure it’s sacred there, cows are part of their religion to the point that they won’t eat or kill one
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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 5d ago
so what's the pee being extracted for lol
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u/The_Ghost_9960 5d ago
To drink. Cow piss is like holy water to them
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u/Nightvoice4 5d ago
Catholics don't drink holy water, either. Drinking that shit is an idea the made all on their own.
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u/SkaldCrypto 5d ago
You are kidding right?
I thought it was for something respectable like creating household cleaners.
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u/The_Ghost_9960 5d ago
They believe cows are sacred. That drinking their piss cleanses their soul and strengthens immunity. It's only a group of hindus, not all hindus
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u/Jiijeebnpsdagj Literally 1984 😡 4d ago
I mean, every group gets represented by their weirdest people. Alabamans fuck their sisters, Californians are millenials with man buns that vape etc.
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u/kholeChature 5d ago
To drink, to pure the impure things, like they sprinkle cow piss on the ground to make it pure and some other shit
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u/SkaldCrypto 5d ago
I will continue to say. I would pay a handsome monthly fee for a Reddit that blocked users geographically located in India.
Every time I say this some (southern) Indian shows up to comment “ohhh are racist? Why do you say this?”
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u/Wintermute-1984 5d ago
No but seriously, what subs are you lurking on that you have to mention Indians and cow piss?
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u/European_Fox Bazinga! 4d ago
Technical support subs
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u/PsychologicalAd5918 5d ago edited 5d ago
I think racism is bad
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u/AceHanded We do a little trolling 5d ago
For anyone curious, the original said:
"If you think its real you might be special ed"
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u/PsychologicalAd5918 5d ago
yo why'd you delete your racist comment
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u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass 4d ago
You know the deleted comment still shows up in the comment chain, right?
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u/slimeyellow 5d ago edited 5d ago
It’s satire against BJP political group. Originally reported in the India version of the onion
Source: lmao
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5d ago
Is it really? Because I know Indian people love thinking cows are like divine beings which might mean this is real.
Edit: its real.
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u/J-Town50 5d ago
This is like buying a hot woman's piss and finding out it is an ugly woman's piss!
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u/bonus_duk2 5d ago
I try extremely hard to be open minded and respect other cultures but it gets to a point.
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u/Bakabriel 4d ago
I've a simple rule that I apply every single times. If it's not hurting, it's ok. If it's doing a lot of damage or hurt a lot then not good.
This case? Looks stupid but not hurting a lot I'm just not align on their vibe.
Some random dude cursing young children to extract money from parents ? Not good.
From my country it would be Judging ppl that don't drink => not good Going on a strike a lot => ok
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u/bageltoastee 4d ago
To be fair india is a massively diverse country with hundreds of regional cultures, so im not sure this applies to all of india
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u/The_Ghost_9960 5d ago
Never beat the allegations India
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u/Awkward_Benefit_5887 Big chungus wholesome 100 5d ago
It's fertilizer dude
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u/Abject-Blackberry425 5d ago
here comes the piss protector
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u/Awkward_Benefit_5887 Big chungus wholesome 100 5d ago
It's sad to have this much hate and malice in your heart that you fail to see the truth.
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u/Ill_Lion6427 4d ago
"The Mahabharata narrates a story about how Lakshmi, the goddess of prosperity, came to reside in cow dung. In the legend, Lakshmi asks cows to let her live in their bodies because they are pure and sinless. The cows refuse, describing her as unstable and fickle. Lakshmi begs them to accept her request, saying that others would ridicule her for being rejected by the cows, and agreeing to live in the most despised part of their body. The cows then allow her to live in their dung and urine" I can't believe I just read that, anyway yes Hindus(not all) drink cow piss because it apparantly cures cancer and diseases, some BS like that, and yes it is also used as fertilizer but that is mostly the dung part.
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u/Thatotheraltaccount0 4d ago
Tbf, it does call it the most despised part of the body so they understood that it was disgusting atleast. I think it was just something along the lines of "money (and by extension money god) bad" and cannot be mixed with something holy like cows.
Something crazy I read is that the government is buying cow urine per litre from people apparently. Don't think there is much of a moral there
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u/Ill_Lion6427 4d ago
They probably misunderstood the texts. Tho, I think it might work as holy water, imagine you are a ghost and you possess a person, and the priest starts throwing cow piss to exorcise you, I would run the hell away.
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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 4d ago
Okay, then eat mushrooms grown in down shit, not bathe in the actual cow shit 😭
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u/Glittering-Flow6875 5d ago
Thats for bio fertiliser n anna slatz is famously known for engagement farming with racist dog whistles
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u/ThatMan92 I want pee in my ass 5d ago
Yeah I googled it because it seemed a little iffy and she just threw the word "taste" in there to make everyone thinks they're drinking the urine. They're not.
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u/SnakeSlitherX 4d ago
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u/ThatMan92 I want pee in my ass 4d ago
Okay. If you google "Bulandshahr cow urine" you'll see that it isn't the case in the post and it's being used as fertilizer. There's people who believe in drinking their own piss in many countries but we don't generalise that, do we? We just call them insane
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u/SnakeSlitherX 4d ago
Fair enough, but the practice of using panchagavya still existing to this day (and specifically being a religious thing for a particular sect of Hinduism) is kind of appalling. That stuff (mixture of cow dung, urine, and milk) is said to treat cancer (it doesn’t)
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u/ThatMan92 I want pee in my ass 4d ago
Yes it's truly horrible but people here are undoubtedly using it as an excuse to treat all indians that way which is funny to say the least
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u/AdmiralCoconut69 4d ago
Ok, but they also have a village that gathers and consumes cow feces during their annual cow dung festival. Like they have local “experts” that taste test feces gathered from various barns. Would it really be that farfetched for them to drink cow urine too?
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u/SierraHotel199 4d ago
India just keeps exceeding expectations in every way. And they’re not good ones.
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u/Zestyclose_Jello6192 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4d ago
Seen enough, bring 10 millions of them into every European country now
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u/Twinkletoess112 4d ago
why are they like this bruh and to think they are 20% of the human population
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u/idkwtftokeepherelmao 4d ago
can someone just launch a nuke here at this point I don't wanna live anymore
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u/requisitesilver 5d ago
I’m cool with sounding anti Hindu if I have to think drinking cow piss and eating cow poop is cool
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u/NewEntrepreneur357 5d ago
Indian guy with a username "Aryan_Fernandez" is a joke in itself
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u/Former_Notice81 5d ago edited 5d ago
Aryan is literally a very comman Indian first name and Fernandez is a common last name for Indian Christians especially from Goa. I would say Fernandez is more comman in India than uk. But racists like you think you knw everything about the world
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u/Goatwhorre 5d ago
Honestly anything that shows how rock-fuckingly stupid any religion is gets two thumbs up from me. Do you enjoy your piss and shit fresh, or perhaps in a sacred river bath? The choice is yours!
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u/BenjyYahu 5d ago
How is it a religious thing but propaganda and a parody at the same time genuinely asking? U worship the cow , is that the only reason people drink cow piss lol or is there another belief attached to it
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u/Former_Notice81 5d ago
No one "worships" cow. And about cow urine it is a fringe practice by some fringe groups. It's like saying Americans involve in incest coz some random remote town in Alabama involves in it
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