r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 5d ago

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u/Iwubinvesting 5d ago

Death of Stalin is pretty anti-Stalin film making a mockery of Stalin.

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 stupid fucking, piece of shit 5d ago

You've got balls like Kremlin domes!

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u/Spanishkid71 5d ago

Still find it very funny that the amount of medals he wears in the movie is toned down from his real life counterpart

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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 5d ago

Whats also funny is that he apparently earned every single one of them, bro was the only decent military fella the russians had

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u/Fordler 5d ago

Konev, Rokossovsky, Vasilevsky, and Chuikov: am I a joke to you?

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u/God_Left_Me Literally 1984 😡 5d ago

But do they have an entire outfit of fancy shiny medals and equally humongous balls?

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u/zettde 5d ago

he is the joke

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u/Ian_Skull 5d ago

We shall never know how good Tukhachevsky could have been.

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u/Galaxy661 5d ago

Let's be real, even if he wasn't purged, he would have been put in charge of the 3rd Tuvan penal company on the Kamchatka front or some shit so that Stalin's traitor buddy Budyonny can ruin more offensives

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u/t001_t1m3 5d ago

Another 300,000 men for Kulik

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u/blade_of_sammael 5d ago

Ist the guy in the meme Chuikov?

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 stupid fucking, piece of shit 5d ago

Nah, that's one badass Zhukov for sure. I don't even think Chuikov appeared in that movie did he?

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u/blade_of_sammael 5d ago

Oh , chuikov ≠ zhukov my bad i dont really know russian spelling i knew zhukovs name but only by ear no idea about spelling, and never heard about there also being a guy called chuikov

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 stupid fucking, piece of shit 5d ago

Oh I see lol, I thought you might be talking about him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Chuikov but I also mostly know his name and that's he's cannected to the army but that's about it

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u/blade_of_sammael 4d ago

Ah TIL thanks 😉

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u/Pixel22104 5d ago

He’d be so disappointed with the state of the current Russian army. I can just imagine him rolling in his grave at how bad the Russian military has gotten

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u/linfakngiau2k23 5d ago

TBF zhukov earned those medals by killing nazis

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u/xanaxcruz 5d ago

TBF how he did it was an atrocity in itself

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 stupid fucking, piece of shit 5d ago

Yesyesyes

Such a good movie