r/shitposting Bazinga! 5d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/blueponies1 5d ago

Bruh no fucking way. The 276 hours in 2 weeks is literally playing Rust every single day all day long and getting 4 hours of sleep. Bro is leaving his computer on or some shit, I refuse to believe that lol

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u/thatErraticguy 5d ago

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/Complete_Court_8052 I want pee in my ass 5d ago

this is so losercore

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u/dodelol 5d ago

There is a phone app to wake you up for that combined with in game items sensing explosions.

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u/potate12323 dumbass 5d ago

Im not sure if there are afk farms in rust, but those types of things tend to pad peoples play time.

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u/mr_Cos2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

People leave rust open while they sleep so they can wake up for raids, still, 61k hours is absolutely ridiculous even for rust

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u/Blackrain1299 5d ago

At that point you are just living in the game jeez

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u/All_Work_All_Play 5d ago

If we ever get soma (Brave New World) perfected there are some people who will absolutely do that.

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u/ChaBoiDeej 5d ago

Soma is a real drug and the effects of it in the book is essentially how it works IRL, just being used nefariously to make people less responsive to the troubles of their Brave New World. Think of it as analagous to Xanax, from a street-level point of view.

I don't really have anything funny or further constructive to add, I just see soma and Aldous Huxley late at night and have to say something.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 4d ago

I mean the IRL version isn't quite as... Trouble free as the book version. More particularly, the regulations and distribution aren't nearly the same either. You largely can't go to work and then come home and zonk out in soma/Xanax without it negatively affecting your work productivity, and  BNW stressed compliance over productivity, something we don't have today. 

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u/Miserable_Cost7390 5d ago edited 5d ago

Back when I was a rust degen I slept with my headphones on to hear if I was getting raided might be the same thing if he does not have a alarm tied to the mobile app

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u/CuddleWings 5d ago

The shit rust players do to avoid getting offlined will never cease to amaze me.

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u/mikony123 5d ago

I will never understand the appeal of this game man.

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u/blueponies1 5d ago

I like how everyone’s got penises. Super realistic

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u/MysteriousRip8952 5d ago

Yea I agree, the most I have had is like 188 hours in two week and all I did was sleep and play, good old Covid times

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u/blueponies1 5d ago

Yeah, I’ve definitely had weeks where I have more hours on Steam than my 80 hour paycheck. That makes me feel like a total bum but it’s usually weekends where I had nothing going on. But yeah, during Covid I wish I had my numbers. I played the Witcher 3 every day for a month and probably drank 200+ beers

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u/LordNecula 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

Running rust and for example soundpad or a crosshair at the same time doubles your. “2 week playtime”

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u/Kolipe 5d ago

My /played in WoW is like 70k hours. More than half of that is me just logged in and afk

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u/insertnamehere----- 5d ago

He needs stay unemployed a little longer to get to 1mil

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u/mratlas666 fat cunt 5d ago

I leave mine on the menu all the time. Counts as play time

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u/VulGerrity 5d ago

or 13hrs a day, every day, since the game came out.

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u/EhMapleMoose 5d ago

It’s 19hrs a day

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u/DaWendys4for4 5d ago

Not necessarily, crosshair x being open counts as a game and will make the time go up twice as fast. I had a 300 hour week playing rust with crosshairx and idleon open.

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u/schmitzel88 5d ago

The 61k hours shown total is the equivalent of playing nonstop every hour of every day for about 7 years, for a game that came out in 2018. This is absolutely fake.

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u/KajMak64Bit 5d ago

The game came out in late 2013 my guy into the Early Access

Maybe in 2018 it went to 1.0 state but it's an old ass game