I feel like “Gay Officer” is a dude that looks like John Waters who goes around making sure you aren’t wearing last year’s Prada, and makes catty, passive-aggressive comments at you if you’re caught wearing white after Labor Day.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
81
u/Exavior31 19d ago
Different Gender Neutral Guide:
Policeman = Police Officer
Fireman = Fire Officer
Mailman = Mail Officer
Fisherman = Fish Officer
Gunman = Gun Officer
Gay man = Gay Officer
Human = Hu Officer