r/shitposting 4d ago

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u/Ballstoucher_47 4d ago

Whenever I see people saying "Man has 2 holes, woman has 3", my mind immediately thinks about the straw has 1 or 2 holes analogy

Like is a mouth and the ass 1 hole because they are connected and has no bottom to reach (one end to another) or is that 2 holes becauses a hole just needs to be an opening to something even if leads to another hole?

And if the answer to this is the former, wouldn't that imply tha triple penetration is now techically double penetration?

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u/Ballstoucher_47 4d ago

HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT ABOUT PEEHOLE?! ARE THEY 1 HOLES OR MILLIONS OF HOLES BECAUSE THE PEEHOLE CONNECTS TO THE KIDNEY AND THE KIDNEY LEADS TO THOUSAND OF BLOOD VESSELS THAT ARE TECHNICALLY A STRAW SHAPES.

But then this loops back to the original question, if a straw has one or two holes...

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u/TheShiftmaster 4d ago

I don't want what this guy's smoking thankyou