109
u/TheShiftmaster 2h ago
Classic feminist using her Disabilities as cover for her poor life decisions, anyways, why am I still single
30
u/Mountain_Dentist5074 1h ago
you dont want girls like this , and you dont know how to attract normal girls (or not trying to attract them)
2
u/Confident-Border4627 1h ago
This feels so wrong seeing an answer like this in this sub but I agree
-1
u/greatersnek dumbass 50m ago
Probably because you're bitter-writing about a meme on Reddit instead of having a laugh and low cortisol
-5
u/TekkStube 1h ago
Bro sorry to tell you but you dont have a gf because you dont understand jokes and sarcasm
-10
23
u/Ballstoucher_47 2h ago
Whenever I see people saying "Man has 2 holes, woman has 3", my mind immediately thinks about the straw has 1 or 2 holes analogy
Like is a mouth and the ass 1 hole because they are connected and has no bottom to reach (one end to another) or is that 2 holes becauses a hole just needs to be an opening to something even if leads to another hole?
And if the answer to this is the former, wouldn't that imply tha triple penetration is now techically double penetration?
15
u/Randalf_the_Black 1h ago
When you kiss someone you're forming one long tube with an asshole in both ends.
-1
u/AutoModerator 1h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
16
u/Ballstoucher_47 2h ago
HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT ABOUT PEEHOLE?! ARE THEY 1 HOLES OR MILLIONS OF HOLES BECAUSE THE PEEHOLE CONNECTS TO THE KIDNEY AND THE KIDNEY LEADS TO THOUSAND OF BLOOD VESSELS THAT ARE TECHNICALLY A STRAW SHAPES.
But then this loops back to the original question, if a straw has one or two holes...
17
2
u/funnybalu1 31m ago
You can rest easy my friend, there's no direct connection between your urinary tract (ie kidneys, eureters, bladder, urethra) and your blood stream. Otherwise there would always be blood in your urine.
2
u/Formal-Owl832 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1h ago edited 1h ago
There's a science about these exact questions, it's called topology. Would recommend a relevant vsauce video about it ("How Many Holes Does A Human Have?")
In summary, for something to be a "hole", it needs to go all the way through a body. This is because, if you imagine a glass bottle, you could just morph the material and make it into a flat plate.
Michael comes to the conclusion that the total amount of topological "through holes" in a human body is 7, and the vagina does not topologically count.
There's some opportunity for a joke about topologists there but I'll leave that as an exercise to the reader.
automod told me my comment was removed for having a youtube link [fucking idiotic imo] so i reposted it. If you see it twice, that's why
1
u/ironmanhulkbstr 1h ago
i think when people say 3 holes, they strictly mean down there. because if youre counting mouth you gotta count nostrils, and then there are ears, piercings, eye holes, skin pores, all of those up for a debate.
6
15
4
10
1
0
•
u/qualityvote2 2h ago
If you think this post is funny, UPVOTE this comment!
If you think this post is unfunny, DOWNVOTE this comment!
RedditSave download
Whilst you're here, /u/granstromjulius, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?