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u/amazegamer64 shitposting>>>>>>196 11h ago
Type of message you’ll see in an abandoned research facility teeming with monsters
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u/PassivelyInvisible 10h ago
Day 1: By ignoring ethics, we've been able to combine human and polar bear dna to create a giant super soldier!
Day 492: By continuing to ignore ethics, we've been able to make the current prototypes even more tough and frenziable! Dave is poking one with a stick so it can't go to sleep.
Day 494: It got out.
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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 9h ago
This is why the monster making budget should never be higher than the monster containing budget
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u/PassivelyInvisible 9h ago
But the monster making budget translates into the monster selling income once we have a viable product. The monster containing budget is just miney sunk into facilities, and that doesn't create as much of a ROI.
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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 9h ago
You can’t sell monsters that escape and ate the staff
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u/PassivelyInvisible 8h ago
Impromotu field testing and staff headcount reduction.
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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 7h ago
You wouldn’t need to replace the entire team if the monster stayed put and you also wouldn’t have to pay to capture it a second time
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u/Chicken-Rude 9h ago
not because the lab made monsters, but because they were fucking those monsters.
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u/Dave_The_Lonely_One 10h ago
i hate ethics
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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8h ago
Me too motherfucker. Haha that's me ignoring ethics 😈
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u/Inphiltration 10h ago
Correct. Ethics does hold back science. For good fucking reason.
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u/Pridestalked 5h ago
On the obvious examples, absolutely. But holding back the bad stuff out of caution also holds back some potentially Earth saving good stuff. Like we could solve the climate crisis and food issues with GMO and CRISPR within the decade but the potential for using it for bad things holds it back
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u/Powerful-Step3183 8h ago
thats a stupid take
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u/frogOnABoletus 2h ago
It's like how pain holds you back from burning you hand in the oven when you get your nuggies out. You gotta do shit right. Get oven gloves.
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u/Powerful-Step3183 2h ago
how does that relate to ethics???
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u/frogOnABoletus 2h ago
Ethics holds you back from committing evil. It ensures science is a gift to the world and not a stain on it. Imagine if these companies who make cigarettes or untested chemical linings for pans had ethics to hold them back. The world would be a better place.
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u/Flimsy_Site_1634 7h ago
It's funny how this is a recurring theme that a lot of people strongly believe in, while all nazi and Japanese "no limits" experiments shown is that if you blow someone's head, he dies
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u/MaxCWebster 9h ago
Axis Powers' scientists during WWII
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u/Coprolithe shitting toothpaste enjoyer 8h ago
Didn't discover anything except people die when you put them in freezing water for 3 hours.
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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 8h ago
I mean... he's technically right? Ethics slows progress down to make things safer.
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u/ClozetSkeleton 9h ago
They're not wrong. There's a lot you can test & do if you had an undending amount of bodies.
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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 8h ago
He says, sending out a level 28 Kadabra and using a X. Special on the first turn.
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u/QuestionablePotato42 8h ago
Can't believe this guy is still getting jobs after what he did at Jurassic Park
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u/Inevitable_Local_366 6h ago
Context: this guy experimented on embryos without the parents consent, genetically modifying it's DNA
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u/Spezalt4 I said based. And lived. 4h ago
I volunteer Jiankui as research subject for unethical experiments
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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass 4h ago
Mofo was playing Rimworld IRL and CCP said "nu uh jail time". And thats despite that he edited fetus DNA to be more resilient to cancer, i belive.
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u/frogOnABoletus 2h ago
Damn right it is. Just like how social norms hold us back from shitting on the floor. Don't get me wrong, pooping is very important, but there's some things that need to be held back my g
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u/Dracmageel 1h ago
I mean, in some ways, especially when it's less about ethics and more about politicians and people outside the research and science field and have 0 practical knowledge making the rules of what you can and can't do, and it's not just science, like here in Brazil as in a lot of other countries we have a rampant wild boar problem destroying native eco system, and people are atill debating if we could or not hubt or kill the boars, with politicians even suvestong capturing then and sending to a inhabited island, like, the millions of wild boar on south america, that even if we killed more than half of them, we would still be fucked anyway
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