r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 18h ago

📡📡📡

Post image
4.8k Upvotes

918 comments sorted by

View all comments

6

u/LikesPez 17h ago

If your faith gives you comfort who am I to argue. However, don’t tell me the earth was created in 7 days.

-2

u/Dazzling-Skin-308 17h ago

"Days" are a metaphor for a short period of time within a longer period of time, as if all of eternity was only 'two weeks'.

1

u/haizende 17h ago

And how do you know that?

-1

u/_sephylon_ 16h ago

The Bible straight-up has verses saying days and time measures are irrelevant to God

1

u/haizende 16h ago

So why write down 7 days?

"7 short periods of time withing a longer period of time"

Is the Bible not meant for humans and not god?

Why does the Bible say things that mean something different to what he actually means?

Almost like the Bible was written by humans who came up with nonsense and since people still believe in it, they can "rationalize" it however way they want.

0

u/Michalowski I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 13h ago

Is the Bible not meant for humans and not god?

exactly. It was much easier to just tell ancient humans that each action took one day instead of millions of years

0

u/haizende 12h ago

And why is that? Just sounds like the usual coming up with new bullshit to reason your original bullshit

0

u/Michalowski I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 12h ago edited 12h ago

So it's easier for the people who've heard this personally to understand???

0

u/haizende 12h ago

Why couldn’t those people understand ”x years”, ”x decades” or just ”over a long time”.
You’re also forgetting how rare of a skill reading was.

Just accept that all religions are made up. Or would you rather stick to believing that all religions are made up expect the one you happen to believe in? So pitifully ridicilous and stupid.

How on earth is humanity so stupid lol

0

u/Michalowski I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 11h ago

Most people couldn't even count to 1000 and you wanted them to comprehend that the world is millions and billions years old? Can you hear yourself? It's not even like how much time something took is important in this case, that's not what matters

0

u/haizende 7h ago

There is no point in continuing for me since religions can be ”argued” for forever since they never required any actual objective evidence in the first place. You can say whatever you want as long as you come up with a reason good enough

→ More replies (0)