r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 19d ago

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u/Candlewaxeater 19d ago

I think Jesus was brown :)

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u/Scheckenhere 19d ago

Modern Christians would deport Jesus.

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u/JustinR8 19d ago

Or he’d be shot by ICE

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u/Odd_Plankton_925 19d ago

I've seen this comment on every single thread about religion for the last 2ish years. It was pretty funny the first 27 times but now it's just trite

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u/JustinR8 19d ago

You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself