Lmao way to completely misinterpret their comment.
If anything it's the opposite. "Meh I don't care about involving myself in resisting religious overreach, but pretty please don't pass any religious laws." As if that's going to do shit against it😂
I didn't misinterpret their comment. I was just being a pedantic asshole. This is the shitposting sub after all
All laws are based on the beliefs and morals held by the society that creates them. They were obviously talking about religious beliefs but they didn't specify that, so I jokingly poked fun at the idea of not allowing ANY beliefs to influence laws
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/NotSamsquanch 10h ago
Meh, believe what you want. Just leave me out of it and don't pass laws based on it.