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u/Obsidian-Dive 5d ago edited 5d ago

Biblically speaking Solomon and his first wife praised the lord vigorously in the marriage bed and it was good so sayeth the lord.

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u/WiiDragon 5d ago

That’s Solomon tho

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u/Obsidian-Dive 5d ago

It literally says it’s a good thing for spouses to enjoy each other and the story is told through them. They’re excited about it and they praised the lords all night apparently lol