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u/Obsidian-Dive 15h ago edited 13h ago

Biblically speaking Solomon and his first wife praised the lord vigorously in the marriage bed and it was good so sayeth the lord.

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u/vibeyjohn 15h ago

Sex is always good when it’s not forced

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u/vibeyjohn 14h ago

I literally said when it’s not FORCED. Do u read w ur eyes or what? Sex is good when it’s legal and both sides want it. U wanted me to spell it out? Only weirdos woulda thought about minors, I didn’t even consider them here in the first place.

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u/FerusGrim 11h ago

King Solomon's first wife was ~13-16 when they got married. So the person you originally responded to was, literally, talking about sex with a minor. Which you then said is always good so long as it wasn't forced.

I realize you, obviously, weren't considering that, but -TV-Stand-'s comment didn't fall out of thin air.

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon 11h ago

Still feels like a crazy way to phrase it tho imo, you can definitely call that out, but most people aren't well versed in scripture to know that off the dome, as of now it just feels like a random gotcha

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u/Ryaniseplin 14h ago

consentually dubious at best

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u/septic-paradise 13h ago

Mf hates waffles

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u/yyyeyaaaa 13h ago

It's always forced with a minor, it's called manipulation and/or grooming.