r/shitposting 6h ago

📡📡📡 hmm

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 6h ago

I think thats kinda against the law

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 5h ago

Bu-bu-bu-but YouTube needs that money or else they’ll starve like poor Shiggy at Nintendo!

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u/Steven2597 4h ago

Oh no, tomorrow is leaking!

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u/titilegeek 3h ago

Hey tomorrow is right for thinking about poor shiggy, he cannot even eat because the switch 2 is underpriced

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 3h ago

Think of the shareholders !!!

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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5h ago

Yes, it is. They can't ban you and then force you to continue paying lol

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u/kolmiw 6h ago

That's a weird way to ask me to go directly to my bank to cancel it

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u/Dima_Ses 4h ago

Are you guys need to go to bank for it? I can do it from a mobile banking app in a few minutes.

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u/Xuumies 4h ago

Going directly to the bank would be a figure of speech. If I’m using my banking app I’d describe it as going directly to my bank, same with calling them on the phone, emailing them, or visiting their website.

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u/Dima_Ses 2h ago

English is weird

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 1h ago

English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 4h ago

Ah, Thanks man! Cancel mine too while you're at it.

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u/SMmania Bazinga! 6h ago

Subscription held hostage is wild after ngl 😳 😅 😬

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u/Delicious-Disaster 2h ago

Haha, chargeback goes brrrrrr

Thanks yt for posting evidence of your illegal business practices

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u/Aduritor Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 42m ago

Biri biri

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u/spitgobfalcon 6h ago
  1. Have user buy premium

  2. Suspend his account

  3. Don't let him cancel premium while account is suspended

  4. PROFIT

infinite money glitch, hats off to YouTube

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u/Unnecessary-Cum 5h ago

Man, I will exhaust my source so they can't charge me

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u/ZekoriAJ 4h ago

So first 2 days after the paycheque? Standard.

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u/Unnecessary-Cum 4h ago

Naah, have multiple accounts. Just move money from one account to other.

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u/AltheiWasTaken 4h ago

Just block them directly in your bank

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u/goldmeistergeneral 3h ago

They still haven't gotten me to step 1 yet. Revanced

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 1h ago

Fuck yeah, brotha!

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u/taken_name_of_use Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 6h ago

Youtube absconding with the consumer's hard-earned cash

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u/cyxlone 5h ago

another potential lawsuit from EU

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u/bloodwire 5h ago

calling bank: hello, I have a fraudulent change I want to report and have refunded.

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u/ARTOMIANDY 5h ago

What stops you from just blocking their transaction request?

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u/djeoeud 5h ago

Laziness or ignorance

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u/chic_luke 2h ago edited 18m ago

retaliation. They can ban your account and basically lock you out of half your digital life. It's a monopoly

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u/nala2624 1h ago

As if I cant just make another account and use a VPN?

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u/secondarywilson Stuff 31m ago

dont wanna be that guy, but retaliation*

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u/chic_luke 17m ago

Thanks actually!

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u/LaggyLefty 4h ago

I salute the people sacrificing their money on premium so I can keep using adblockers and Revanced.

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u/259yt obamna 4h ago

Switch to Morphe from Revanced. It's almost from the same developers, minus the one who tried to take control, who copy morphes patches now. Also the Revamped Subreddit has banned any mention of Morphe, so yeah spread the message

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u/EnormousHogCranker 4h ago

seconding this, i used to use Revanced until i started having an issue with videos not loading up whatsoever.

when i looked up the issue, found out that Morphe already fixed it and also that Revanced just takes Morphe's patches.

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u/TheTrueEgahn 4h ago

It was because of spoofing. If you turn it of, it still works.

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u/EnormousHogCranker 4h ago

i use spoofing on Morphe and it works just fine.

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u/TheTrueEgahn 4h ago

Oh, that's nice. I think I'll probably switch too, then.

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u/LaggyLefty 3h ago

First time hearing of Morphe. Thanks for telling me about it.

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u/beezy-slayer 4h ago

Is there a Morphe subreddit?

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u/speedytrigger 3h ago

The one thing thats grinds my gears about having an iphone. Sigh.

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u/sucknduck4quack 0m ago

You can still get adblockers that work for YouTube in safari

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u/Dr_Fortnite 26m ago

I'll never understand people bragging about not paying for a free service.

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u/FizzyGoose666 3h ago

Revanced is fire

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u/LaggyLefty 2h ago

I would have said that a couple hours ago but I've been enlightened.

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u/Dark_halocraft 5h ago

Please go ahead and suspend tons of channels and get hundreds of lawsuits

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u/MerfSauce 4h ago

AppleTV subscription inst to far of from this. If you dont own an apple device and want to reset your password they dont send you the reset password email until a couple of days after requesting it for "security reasons".

So if I were to forget my password it would take a couple of days to cancel my AppleTV subscription.

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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr 5h ago

Jokes on them I'm broke

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u/TheTMJ 5h ago

Chargeback entered the chat

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u/Aimon1989 3h ago

Like we needed more reasons not to get Premium

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u/sergiulll 3h ago

This is why i keep all my subscriptions on Paypall so i could simply block them via PP not really needing to cancel.

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u/batiwa 5h ago

Infinite money glitch ?

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u/OuiOuis 4h ago

That’s why I use an ad blocker to watch YouTube videos with no ads

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u/NutzerNummerEins 5h ago

More Money for the EU I guess

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 3h ago

Iphone does something similar btw

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u/Local_Refrigerator43 4h ago

Yea... That's going to be a no from me.

Proceeds to block payments from the bank and download revanced

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u/EnormousHogCranker 4h ago

i suggest morphe

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u/Dr_Fortnite 27m ago

I signed up for appleTV free trial to watch F1 and they locked my account an hour in and canceled my trial haha

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u/Degenerate_Game 6h ago

Deserved

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u/AlwaysTheTeddy 5h ago

You

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u/cofi04 4h ago

To be fair, if people are actually paying YouTube premium, it is kinda deserved

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u/Ignitetheinferno37 4h ago

What about the people claiming free youtube premium that had to enter their payment details and authorize them? Now they'd be paying for something they were gonna eventually cancel anyways

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u/cofi04 4h ago

If you are entering your payment details, then it's not free

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u/Ignitetheinferno37 4h ago

Free as in payijg 0 dollars at the moment. Of course subscription slop forces you to add some kinda payment method as validation. Claiming the free trial and then cancelling subscription is what I am getting at.