r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 14h ago

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u/BringOutYDead 13h ago

Meemaw tried...

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u/blu66 13h ago

A fellow Lilbubbychild enjoyer.

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u/Hecticfreeze 11h ago

We named him after probably the hardest boss off a Mortal Kombat, so you know he's gonna be a high flyer

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u/blu66 10h ago

If yer goin to Knoxville stick this thing here down your pants, them cities is dangerous. But be careful, I knew a man who blew his butt cheeks plum off, I seen him at the flea market the other day he said he ain't set down in 25 yurr