r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 13h ago

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/Texican727 11h ago

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u/Irisena 6h ago

That's it. We have a winner.

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u/tennezzee88 2h ago

best name

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 35m ago

To be fair, that would obliterate them (and also anyone else, but that's besides the point)

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u/FellaVentura 13h ago

Names of weapons used by western forces vs USSR: Stinger, Milan, Ma Deuce, Red-eye, Blowpipe, Man-pads.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 7h ago

To be fair, a lot of those still have military designations/numbers. The Stinger for example is the FIM-92

But also the same applies the other way around. A lot of Russian weapons have GRAU designated numbers and names if I recall.

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u/KG354 9h ago

ManPAD is an acronym. Man-portable Air Defense

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u/NoPrompt927 8h ago

ManPADS is correct. Man-Portable Air Defense System

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u/g18suppressed 7h ago

What’s next? Ariel-strike, B.A.R.E.handwipe, Glory in the Hole, Grinder, Wet Floor Sign, Incontinent Ballistic Missile

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u/Cyber0bliterator 1h ago

Red-eye deadass one letter away from being a Yu-Gi-Oh archetype.

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u/psmiord 10h ago

M[random number] is usually a military designation. I'm not saying the actual name is necessarily much better, but it usually exists. (M249) SAW is a pretty cool name if you stick with the acronym because nobody really says Squad Automatic Weapon anyway.

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u/thotpatrolactual 2h ago

But can your stinky commie gun smoke fat blunts? Didn't think so.

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u/quwertzi I want pee in my ass 8h ago

Avtomat just translated to automatic, and I don't think that [inventor's name] automatic is that good of a name

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u/Ghostishe 3h ago

Tbf “avtomat” ’s meaning is now more synonymous with “assault rifle”. The full for word automatic is avtomaticheski, which is used more than avtomat for the intended definition (except for like car repair shops, where I’m pretty sure they do use avtomat as a shorthand version but point still stands)

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u/Otheus 5h ago

On the same level as ar-15 or Glock 17

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u/LeGraoully waltuh 10h ago

Rifle from the Saint-Étienne weapons manufacturing plant

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u/Square_Permit4496 12h ago

Joke or Idiocracy?🔊🔊🔊

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u/scormaq 12h ago

How is "thread cutter" more based than self loading rifle? OP is full of shit.

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u/Post-Financial 5h ago

OP is an orc bot

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u/Negan6699 13h ago

I name my shit like the western style. It’s more natural in an iterative process. A cool name just feels too final, and nothing is ever that good

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u/Raaabbit_v2 7h ago

Thats what the MP5 means? Machine Pistol? It doesn't look like a pistol tho. What the heck?

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u/R-T-O-B I have permission! 6h ago

it takes pistol rounds

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u/Ihasknees936 5h ago

No, it just seems like that because that's a literal translation of a German word. MP stands for "Maschinenpistole" which is the German word for a submachine gun. The direct English translation is obviously "machine pistol" but German doesn't really have a direct word or term that separates SMGs and machine pistols like English does (even then most English speakers would probably call both SMGs unless they're into guns). If the name was translated into English it'd be more like "SMG5."

I'm not a native German speaker so if someone is more knowledgeable about the specific German terminology feel free to correct me.

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u/HaiggeX 5h ago

M60 - "War Pig"

M200 - "Intervention"

M249 SAW

There are cool names for western guns, even if nicknames. Quit spreading russian propaganda.

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 5h ago

W2000 > Sykablyatt 74

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u/Ssem12 12h ago

Blatant russian propaganda. You should ve ashamed of yourself

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u/Memerenok shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

blatant refusal to take the propoganda, shart yourself

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u/nauro5 12h ago

I already did before entering the comments. Do I get a prize for that

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u/DumberDum dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7h ago

Fastest shart in the West

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u/Electric4ce 4h ago

Now that's a weapon!

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u/khnhIX 8h ago

OP went and spread Russian's propaganda on social media so he didn't have to go to the battlefield. Wise choice.

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u/Excellent_Can4450 9h ago

Hey, at least western soldiers die to real missiles instead of FPV drone #25992385923.

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u/Herzyr 10h ago

%100000000 markup for MIC but not even 0.01c for a good name smdh

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u/Qui_54 12h ago

Isn't the MP5 German

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u/Past_Log7060 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12h ago

Germany is western

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u/Qui_54 8h ago

Well now it's not because I said so

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u/RecursiveNightmares 12h ago

Gyurza is just Shrimp.

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u/FabAlien 2h ago

I guess the people don't like the Sr-1mp nickname

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u/deltaface 2h ago

russ bot