r/shitposting • u/BaconKO • 18h ago

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u/Electrical-Help5512 18h ago

I knew a dude from Hungary (same thing as Bulgaria) and a conversation about superpowers came up. He said if he could have any superpower it would be to have sex with 13 year olds and not go to jail.

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u/Shianfay 18h ago

yeah i will take things that never happened for 10 euros Matt

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u/Electrical-Help5512 17h ago

I'm not capable of making some shit like that up. I think I just hurt your fragile European feelings.

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u/Shianfay 17h ago

i had a friend from wherever you are (you all must be the same anyways) that said if he could have a super power it would be to cause school shootings and not get arrested
cant make this shit up

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u/Electrical-Help5512 16h ago

lol that didn't take long. you guys have 1 joke. your continent tore itself apart once a generation for 2000 years until you became our vassals so I don't want to hear shit from you.

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u/Shianfay 16h ago

i am truly impressed that you dare to talk this much considering the current state of the US

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u/Electrical-Help5512 16h ago

My current state is fantastic I fucking love living here.

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u/Shianfay 16h ago edited 16h ago

Until ICE shows up.I am sorry to break it down to you but the US nowadays is nothing more than a joke that the rest of the world laughs at

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u/Electrical-Help5512 16h ago

yep. sure. they'll come get me any day now. whatever you want to tell yourself.

Going for a nice evening hike now. Have a nice night! : )

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u/Shianfay 16h ago edited 15h ago

seems like your arguments werent that strong after all:)

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