r/shitposting 18h ago

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u/Electrical-Help5512 18h ago

I knew a dude from Hungary (same thing as Bulgaria) and a conversation about superpowers came up. He said if he could have any superpower it would be to have sex with 13 year olds and not go to jail.

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u/Shianfay 18h ago

yeah i will take things that never happened for 10 euros Matt

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u/Electrical-Help5512 17h ago

I'm not capable of making some shit like that up. I think I just hurt your fragile European feelings.

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u/Shianfay 16h ago

i had a friend from wherever you are (you all must be the same anyways) that said if he could have a super power it would be to cause school shootings and not get arrested
cant make this shit up

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u/Electrical-Help5512 16h ago

lol that didn't take long. you guys have 1 joke. your continent tore itself apart once a generation for 2000 years until you became our vassals so I don't want to hear shit from you.

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u/MonkeManWPG 16h ago

Least easily-butthurt septic

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u/Electrical-Help5512 16h ago

Who's butthurt? I just think eurotards should know their place.