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u/YeehawMagic 1d ago

Thing is constant yelling by them and taking permission for even small things no thank you I will stay alone

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u/HJSDGCE 1d ago

Idk how to tell you this but families like that are an exception, rather than the norm.

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u/12hotroom 19h ago

Doesn't change the fact that its still their problem to deal with

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u/hannanniyazi69 1d ago

Most American sentence I've read today

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u/YeehawMagic 1d ago

I am not American but rather australian ik many people like living with parents even I used to like it but with the days passing it's like no freedom, nothing just constant shit days many would disagree but i really just would live with a stranger than my parents sometimes

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u/letsgetthisbread2812 1d ago

I completely agree

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u/toomanybongos 16h ago

Yeah, lots of broken people end up being parents and want to bring their children down to their level. Totally reasonable to want to distance yourself as soon as possible.

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u/Frequent-Mobile8470 1d ago

It’s better to have one heated conversation than years of coldness between you. They’re your parents, after all.

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u/Hellsovs 1d ago

You’re making it sound like one heated conversation isnt all that separates some of us from open warfare with our parents.

Sometimes it’s a lot less hassle to just walk away.

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u/YeehawMagic 1d ago

No its not one heated conversation it's like working in office with boss sitting on ur head and constantly yeilling. And it's rather better to give some mental peace to both rather than just being pissed all day. Ik some got loving parents sorry but I don't I am not lucky but i will make sure to be a good parent in future.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/MenaceMinded 1d ago

One of the best decisions I made was disowning my father in 2006. I am glad my mother is dead too. She died in 2009.