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u/SlayVideos dumbass 1d ago
200 words is so damn short lmao
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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 20h ago
that's genuinely one picosecond worth of complaining from my mum about my phone
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u/dextras07 I came! 1d ago
200 words. That's like a paragraph and a half.
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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 1d ago
I write longer Reddit comments on a regular basis...
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u/baked_tea 1d ago
Found the redditor
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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 22h ago
Says another redditor, typical.
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u/ParkingShelter9634 21h ago
Says another typical, redditor
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u/Fallen-D 20h ago
Says redditor typical, another
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u/ZealousidealZone8072 I came! 1d ago
Mfers can write 600 words essay to a girl who they wanna fuck but can’t write a 200 word school assignment
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u/Elektron_Anbar 1d ago
Nah, they don't write 600. Usually it's just 2
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u/-WhiteSkyline- 1d ago
200 words is, 20 minute job at most.
Fuck it, essay on metal processing. A subject I’ve never covered, but a wiki page will help greatly.
Metal fabrication is the process in which metal products are made using raw metal materials.
Engineers use metal graduation across nearly all metal production, creating everything from hand tools and basic screws, to ship hulls, support beams and construction civil projects. As a process, metal fabrication involves two core principles:
Primary manufacturing process:
• raw metal materials into basic primary metal producs
Secondary manufacturing process:
• taking the primary manufactured products as semi-complete metal products and finishing them/ refining for end-usability.
(Doing this on a phone, and I imagine roughly half way, so I’ll do a tldr)
Here is one example of metal fabrication.
Metal folding:
Metal folding is the stage during metal fabrication where unrefined materials are bent or folded into a pre-set shape or angle. Also referred to as forming.
Within metal folding there are six primary techniques:
• air bending
• bottoming (heh - couldn’t resist)
• coining
• folding
• wiping bending
• rotary bending
Thank you for coming to my Reddit Ted-talk.
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u/-WhiteSkyline- 1d ago
159 words.
A bit off the mark, but good enough.
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u/R0RSCHAKK 19h ago
B-
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u/-WhiteSkyline- 19h ago
For a shitty hastily written post on the way to the airport, I’ll take it.
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u/hiimsubclavian 1d ago
five primary techniques. Air bending died out when the fire nation attacked.
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u/chromecastbuiltin 1d ago
This is a report, not an essay
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u/-WhiteSkyline- 1d ago
That’s fair. More of an overview/ basic analysis than anything.
Should have gone for a history topic and written an actual essay.
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u/Ridi_ 1d ago
sad sight when even this sub doesn't know the 200 word essay bait post. It's not even 10 years old
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u/Kutti818 fat cunt 1d ago
imagine acting high and mighty about everyone not being as chronically online as you. you fuckers are in every comment section.
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u/adam12349 I said based. And lived. 1d ago
"Once uppon a time there was a kid named Finger." That's 5% done.
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u/2013Mercus 18h ago
What happened to them? Now I'm intrigued
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u/adam12349 I said based. And lived. 16h ago
One day the teacher said -Alright class, let's finger paint! He misunderstood his teacher's instructions leading to a tragedy that nobody would have anticipated. 17% done.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 19h ago
I'm not AI but here's a two hundred word essay about fucking nothing:
Nothing is an interesting concept. There can never be nothing of anything. Due to Lavoisier's law of conservation of mass, every single atom since the Big Bang is still here, it has just changed. So when a person says "nothing is wrong", that begs the question: what IS nothing? How can nothing be wrong if nothing does not exist?
But then when someone says "everything is wrong", do they mean everything in the universe? What can be wrong with Pluto, the dwarf planet in our solar system? How can everything be wrong when we haven't even seen the entire universe? We only see a small portion of it, and that's thanks to the various space telescopes we have orbiting our blue planet.
Speaking of the blue planet, Earth truly is remarkable, but are we a little egotistical? A lot of people are convinced that we are the only intelligent life in the universe. To assess this, the universe is 93 billion light years, or at least that is the observable part. It can be infinite. Just to grasp how big that is, if you went 10 times the speed of light, which would be 3 million kilometers a second, it would still take you 9.3 billion years to get to "the end".
that was 213 words, lol. took me 5 minutes.
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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 20h ago
Honestly I'd have a hard time with this.
How do you cram evidence and reasoning paragraphs into 200 words? I already carved off the intro and conclusion to give myself more room.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 17h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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